Review: Mr. Simple sucks. Hard.
But, of course, all of Super Junior’s music is shit anyway (except It’s You) so what was I expecting. Ugh. Such a terrible song, I’m actually embarrassed for them. Everything is a fail, from Leeteuk’s scream-rapping, to the incredibly corny and repetitive chorus, to Heechul’s very much failed attempt at being cool. Such a disgrace, really. And their “live” performances are nothing to be proud of either. They’re cringe-worthy, in fact. I’m eagerly waiting for that old wrinkly douche Leeteuk to get his flappy ass to the military. As for Heechul, well he just needs to get his ass kicked back down to earth. He swears he’s some cool shit. But what exactly is he proud of? Not being able to sing or dance all whilebeing in a group of sad, pathetic sellouts that make nothing but a poor excuse for K-Pop music? And that fatassed idiot Shitdong needs to start making his way into the military as well. He needs it, ffs.
Anyway, the only thing semi-positive highlight about Mr. Simple was the bridge, where Kyuhyun shows his lovely singing talent. Hopefully K.R.Y. is able to fully branch out and continue solo asap (even though Yesung is an annoying Leeteuk-asskisser). With the exception of a couple of songs, the album in general is poor, unoriginal, and an upsetting way to finish off what could be (and hopefully is) their last album as a group. Welp. In conclusion, this is something I needed to get off my chest. Hopefully, for the sake of decent music, there are people out there that agree.
/end rant.